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PostSubject: Jamaican Hell   Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:08 am

A guy dies and goes to hell. While there he discovers that each country has its own hell.

So he goes to the Norweigan hell and asks. "What happens here". One person answers "well you get put in the electric chair, then you are put on a bed of nails for an hour then the Norweigan devil comes and beats you with a whip for the rest of the day"

He decides he doesn't like the Norweigan hell so he goes to the English hell and asks. "What happens here". One person answers "well you get put in the electric chair, then you are put on a bed of nails for an hour then the English devil comes and beats you with a whip for the rest of the day"

He goes around and checks a few more, later realizing that the same thing happens in all the hells.

Finally he comes up to the Jamican hell and sees a very long line, so he asks this guy at the back "what happens in the Jamaican hell?" The guy answers "well you get put in the electric chair, then you are put on a bed of nails for an hour then the Jamaican devil comes and beats you with a whip for the rest of the day". But... "In Jamaican hell di current always lock off, di man dem tief di nail dem fi scrap metal, an di Jamaican devil who is a public servant jus come to work, punch in his timecard then lef gone a bar go play domino n drink liquor". Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Haha   Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:46 pm

These stupid bastards are pretty smart and thief! Jamaican HELL RULEZ!
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PostSubject: Re: Jamaican Hell   Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:16 am

LOLOL
Jamaican Rocks but did they have to thief. OMG ashamed
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